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eBook Category: Horror/Humor
eBook Description: Harvey's new girlfriend loves the night life, but should he be concerned with the hickies she gives him?

eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: Marion Zimmer Bradley's Fantasy Magazine #23, v6 #3, ed. Marion Zimmer Bradley, 1994
Fictionwise Release Date: June 2003

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Dear Sid:

Sorry I haven't written for awhile, but a lot has been happening in my life lately. For one thing, I've changed jobs a couple of times. (Well, to be honest, I was ordered to change jobs. By my ex-bosses. Seems I keep oversleeping, which is something I never used to do. Let me tell you, buddy, middle age is a bitch.)

As you can see from the return address, I've moved into a new place. No pool or exercise room at this complex, but lately I've been too dragged out to swim or do the weights anyway, and the rent is half what I used to pay. The crazy thing is that in spite of leading a more sedentary life, I've managed to lose close to 30 pounds. You'd hardly recognize me these days.

Still, it's not all bad news. I've got a new girl. And what a girl! No more playing the field for this boy. I've found everything I ever wanted in one delicious French morsel. (Or maybe she's Belgian. Or Czech. Or even Russian. Who cares? All I know is that she's got an accent, and French sounds sexier, you know what I mean?)

Let me tell you about her, because she's changed my whole life. Her name is Michelle, and she's got the softest, whitest skin you've ever seen. We've got a lot in common, Michelle and me. I've always been a party animal, but I can't hold a candle to her. She seems to come alive at night, and she can keep going until five or six every morning.