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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Legends of the Ferengi [Secure eReader (recommended)/Mobipocket/Microsoft Reader/Adobe Reader 7]
eBook by Ira Steven Behr & Robert Hewitt Wolfe
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eBook Category: Science Fiction
eBook Description:  The Ferengi "Rules of Acquisition" (e.g. Rule #13, "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money") have been the guiding principles of the galaxy's most successful entrepreneurs. Now these inspiring tales of avaricious Ferengi wresting monetary gain from the jaws of poverty are available to the profit-hungry across the galaxy!
eBook Publisher: Simon & Schuster, Inc./Simon & Schuster Inc., Published: 2002
Fictionwise Release Date: August 2002
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Available eBook Formats [Secure eReader (recommended)/Mobipocket/Microsoft Reader/Adobe Reader 7 - What's this?]: SECURE MOBIPOCKET FORMAT (4.7 MB], SECURE MICROSOFT READER FORMAT (4.5 MB] - Requires Microsoft Reader 2.1.1 for PCs, or Microsoft Reader 2.2.2 on Pocket PC 2002 handheld devices. Some older Pocket PCs can be upgraded. Learn More., SECURE EREADER (RECOMMENDED) FORMAT (2.5 MB], SECURE ADOBE READER 7 FORMAT (10.5 MB]
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Microsoft Reader ISBN, Adobe Acrobat Reader ISBN, MobiPocket Reader ISBN, eReader (recommended) ISBN: 0743420799
 
RULE #181 Every Ferengi schoolboy knows the story of Milch the Wanderer. How he traveled the spaceways, meeting primitive aliens and selling them Ferengi beads and trinkets in exchange for... well, whatever they had. Who can forget how he purchased the entire planet of Wohoken for a single crate of Ferengi tooth sharpeners? Yes, when it came to shafting the natives, Milch had the magic touch. Needless to say, Milch was one of Ferenginar's greatest heroes. Even to this day, every Ferengi hopes to make the pilgrimage to Crullus Prime, to climb the Stairs of Gilfoyle, and to stand on the Stone of Deaver, where the Crullers, realizing they'd just sold their entire female population for a fruit basket, finally ended Milch's glorious career (not to mention his life). It's a long journey to Crullus. But it's worth it. Because it was there, on that holy spot, before the flames consumed him, that Milch uttered his famous last words (aside, that is, from "Yooowwwch!"). And my eyes tear and my breast swells with pride as I recall Milch's final defiant cry, as recorded in the One Hundred Eighty-First Rule of Acquisition: "Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit." Copyright © 1997 by Paramount Pictures
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